I thought some of the replies were funny. Solentlife gave useful advice and a few others had a giggle, pretty much the same as you would get amongst any group of normal people...a mix of seriousness and fun.
We live in a world where dogs get microwaved to dry them out, cruise control gets set and driver leaves to make a snack, drone owners crash into huge but strangely invisible stationary objects and some people believe every last word in a forum to be saintly truth.
Yes you can put a Phantom in a dishwasher, tumbledryer or microwave...once. Only the tumbledryer will get the moisture out completely. While it is in there, pop onto Amazon and order a rubberband powered plane, it will give minutes of pleasure without the angst.