I do sir, 1 big fan on top and a tiny one at the back to stop it becoming a spinning top.
I recall a newsreport video on TV some years back - about a chopper over NYC - the tail rotor ( I forget which) was either hit by another news chopper or building...but one thing for sure was ...it lost the tail rotor and became a spinning top all the way down.
I respect your views on Choppers... but as my dear old granny used to say..... "each to his own"