I think we need to set up a new points scoring system, 10 points for every newbie that asks RTFM? 20 points for a crash video, 50 points for a manual mode crash, 100 points for completing a barrel roll in manual mode, 250 points for a near miss with an old lady with a zimmer frame, 200 points for hitting because in fairness shes an easy target, 500 points for having to be spoken to by officers of the law, 1000 points and you win if you are filmed getting arrested for some proper crazy flying, you will win but you will not pass "go" or collect $200 and you will also miss a turn. Challenge extended 
And remember, THE FIRST RULE ABOUT FLIGHT CLUB is DONT TALK ABOUT FLIGHT CLUB!

And remember, THE FIRST RULE ABOUT FLIGHT CLUB is DONT TALK ABOUT FLIGHT CLUB!