RESULT!
Told you I was going to raise hell!
They (DfL) have admitted defeat and surrendered.
I laid out MY Returns Policy regarding the backpack for exchange. They were required by me to mail me a Return Label with tracking number, send the proper backpack and I would do a “swap & drop” with the courier.
I got a reply almost by return! They ‘didn’t have in stock’ the backpack I wanted. Would I accept £££ to just bury this deal?

.. and go away. He-he! I will accept the cash but I did not agree to disappear. I already have the Credit Card refund so I’m ‘Quids In’ and DfL will still have to get that sorted.
Tips:
* Top Tip is always involve your credit card co. at the first smell of a potential problem. It will take a couple of weeks to resolve things. If it is blatantly obvious and can’t be argued then a temporary refund will usually be made. Hence e-mail record.
* e-mail is your time-stamp, recording friend. Always CC the credit company and indicate it in the e-mail body text. Always quote previous for the chain of communication.
* Don’t just write “Where is my kit?” Create a properly constructed letter highlighting the issue and your expectations of resolution.
* Spellcheck before punching the send button. Keep it professional.
* Allow 1 contact phone call then stick to e-mail.
* Lay down YOUR rules when you are absolutely in the right.
* Hang on to your aces when the credit card steps in. Don’t agree to let DfL sort things out ... on condition that you drop the big shitty credit card stick.
* Don’t keep answering by return. Wait a week or two and make them dig for info. After 9 weeks and a rocket up the backside from Master Card, they had no idea what the problem was.
* Do NOT dive in with ranting threats of reports to Advertising Agency Standards. These are some of your

. Guard them well and keep these aces up your sleeve.
Sorry for the ramble but I think it was needed for clarity and a bit of encouragement to you guys out on a limb. Hang in there and don’t let them away with shoddy trading and false advertising.
A.
