Juiceguy: You’re obviously intelligent, but equally you’re not a businessman. Your website is incomplete, contains numerous grammatical/punctuation errors, and looks amateurish. Your wording would be rubbished by any journalist, author, copywriter, or similar; it isn’t at all conducive to someone trying to learn, as the cumbersome wording gets in the way. Plus you admit crashing, and forgetting your micro SD card “today” (or sim as you call it). Yet you’re asking/expecting people to pay for your advice/knowledge.
Reading through your check list was disappointing, as you’ve missed out a couple of essentials. And as a beginner myself not long ago, it took hardly any time to list all of the essential points.
This forum has a range of expertise, including various professionals - all advice/knowledge willingly offered for free. It’s great.
I hope you’ll read this as constructive criticism. I’m sure you’ve got lots to offer, but advice in the form of a website (for which a small fee is required) clearly isn’t a strong point.