Woof! Woof!
Been there. Cost me a fortune even after offering to redecorate the living room .....
Boy did it get decorated! Took a flier from the top step of the ladder with a tub of Magnolia emusion. When I phoned to forewarn her that the redecoration did not go quite according to plan. All I got was a scream of (and I quote) "
IF THERE IS ANY PAINT ON THE NEWISH SETTEE THEN I WAS AS GOOD AS DEAD!"
I said 5 litres, slammed down the phone and started packing! No question of did I hurt myself or break any bones. I was fine, I landed on the couch with a bit of a squelch!
(Mostly true, she didn't quite kill me.)